Amy Hale says…

I have a vacancy for a morning job two hours every morning Monday to Saturday £9 per hour at Dysart Road Co op.

Must be reliable

Thank you

Lincs Guy says…

To the people sat in the garden with vistors.

Lock down not even been eased yet already a garden full all sat around a table drinking having a bbq.

Complete joke, people like these have done nothing to help the country and are just selfish.

District Councillor Charmaine Morgan says ….

 I have been contacted by concerned parents regarding the plans for local school children to go back to school at the beginning of June. Among them will be children barely out of nursery. I have read a letter from a local headmaster preparing parents for changes in his school regime to minimise infection. I have also closely monitored scientific information regarding the latest changes to lockdown. 

It appears that, in order to cater for children returning, local schools affected, are having to put into place quite extraordinary measures.

These include forbidding children to leave a small designated space all day. Children only being allowed to use the toilet at designated times under supervision.

Not helping a child if they fall or have a toileting accident. If they are sick, leaving them in their soiled clothes until their parents can arrive.

These measures strike me as unkind and potentially neglectful. I also question how in reality they can be enforced without putting a huge burden on teaching staff. 

It may be possible to justify the measures if they would work. But studies in Korea and China indicate Covid 19 will build up in the air in an enclosed space if someone is infected. Making children face the front of the classroom, as this head proposes, will not solve that problem.

We are also told that handling books can spread Covid 19 and the 1:1 support a teacher may give a child needing help won’t be possible. 
Statistics indicate children are less at risk of getting severe symptoms relating to Covid 19 than others. For teachers and non teaching staff risks remain higher howeve. I have also received concerns from elderly people in  communities near schools. 

Some have flagged the issue of increased risk to vulnerable children as a justification for re-opening schools now. This is a serious issue and appropriate resources must be put in to tackle it.

But, the head, whose letter I read, was not planning to give children the hot school meals as many parents may have hoped. A packed lunch only will be provided. Nor will struggling parents appreciate the requirement to bring their children into school with fresh clothes on every day. 

 Today, I heard details of the new relaxation of lockdown. It was not reassuring, especially in view of the tragically high level of fatalities to date, to hear the Government is anticipating a second wave of infections.

Nor was it reassuring to hear that sample tests on over 800 people indicate only 8% of our population has been in contact with Covid 19, and the majority of those who have had it did not display symptoms. Covid 19 is an invisible, silent, stealthy and deadly virus. 

Whilst we may complacently believe being in a rural area we are safer, the latest evidence also shows that the level of infection is fairly even across the country. 

With so many daily deaths being reported and high number of cases being reported still with daily fluctuations, we are far from out of the woods. 

It is hugely disappointing, in view of all the issues that, unlike other local authorities, Lincolnshire County Council has not seen fit to protect our children, parents and school staff. 

Many parents, especially those on low incomes being asked to take their children to school, have a Hobson’s choice now. But for the sake of all concerned please consider, for the sake of a few weeks, if it is absolutely necessary. 

Best regards and keep safe

Charmaine 
 

Fr. James says…

Hello Everyone!

If you enjoyed the recent Twitter battle to crown our beautiful church as the ‘finest non-cathedral church in England’, then here’s another opportunity to get behind your church and potentially have its name flying up and down the country at 120mph!

And you don’t even have to been on Twitter!

To mark the first anniversary of their Azuma trains, LNER have opened a competition to name their trains and we thought, as it is our own celebratory year (in which we would have marked the 1300th anniversary of Wulfram’s death) it would be a great idea to suggest Saint Wulfram. 

It’s a short form to complete, and all you need do is to write no more than 250 words why you think the name should be chosen.

Entries have to be made before midnight on Monday, 1 June.

Go to https://www.lner.co.uk/tickets-savings/savings-rewards/special-offers/current-competitions/azuma-birthday/ to make your suggestion and let’s see if we can triumph once more and put Grantham and Saint Wulfram’s on the map!

Thank you all for everything you do for our church. Keep well.

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With the latest government advice easing lockdown restrictions slightly during the COVID-19 pandemic, families who have separated can look to advice from family law experts about how to ensure child contact arrangements are being adhered to in a time of change.

The latest government restrictions outlined a number of changes to the UK lockdown which was first implemented back in March, including unlimited exercise and the go ahead to meet with one member of another household and enjoy outside parks and spaces whilst safely distancing.

Whilst restrictions are still in place for moving between households, apart from a limited range of circumstances – the family law experts at JMP Solicitors have put together top considerations for ensuring smooth contact arrangements continue during this time.

Broken family divorce

Emma Darley, family law executive at JMP Solicitors, said: “Whilst lockdown restrictions have been eased slightly, in terms of child contact arrangements – there certainly still needs to be structure for the wellbeing of families and it’s important to understand where parents and children stand in terms of  the current restrictions set out by the government.

“The most important thing is the health, safety and wellbeing of the children and it’s important that parents do not exploit the lockdown situation as a weapon of prevention in stopping children seeing the other parent, as contact arrangements should still remain very much in place.

“We have been faced with an incredible amount of different, often conflicting news and information in the last two months so we’ve put together top considerations for families to help at this time.”

Here’s a list of considerations to keep contact arrangements smooth during a changing lockdown:

    Don’t deny contact

Resident parents may be understandably worried about allowing their child to leave home for contact with a non-resident parent but they should not limit or deny contact. The most up-to-date government guidelines clarify that all children under the age of 18 should go ahead with court orders and contact arrangements with each parent, and all travel to facilitate this should be allowed. If parents do not comply, when there is no reasonable excuse or exception then the non-resident parents have the right to seek enforcement action.

    Health exceptions

Court orders should remain in force unless there is an exceptional circumstance such as illness in the house, or if the child is in a vulnerable group, for example; if they are less abled or have underlying health issues, then the child will have to stay in one place. If there is a genuine risk to the child’s health or a vulnerable adult in the household, it should be agreed that any time lost during lockdown is made up for once the restrictions ease and communication is kept open to ensure a contact arrangements move forwards seamlessly and the child does not lose out on contact with the non-resident parent.

    Communication is important

If contact arrangements cannot be continued for any reason, then other lines of communication should be explored during this time through video calls on Facetime, Zoom and/or Skype or via phone calls, to minimise disruption and ensure families are able to communicate openly.

    Court time

It is highly unlikely that court time will be available over the next few weeks to enforce orders, therefore members of the public should do their best to reach an agreement, as it is in the interests of the children for contact to continue.

Anon says…

Local beauty spot Denton reservoir near Grantham where gangs of teenagers are descending , endangering themselves by swimming and leaving rubbish everywhere…

Stephen Finlay says...

Child’s mountain bike found whilst walking dogs at lagoon Barrowby Gate.

Handed in at Grantham police station hoping that it will put a smile on the young persons face when reunited, hopefully.

David White says…

The hunt is on for the worst dad joke!

Greetings card company thortful.com create the Ultimate Dad Jokes Index

Dad jokes… we all know the ones; the corny one-liners that make us cringe (and sometimes die a bit inside with embarrassment) because they are so bad.

To celebrate all the dads out there, in the run up to Father’s Day greetings card company, thortful.com are compiling an index of the Ultimate Dad Jokes, to showcase all the dad humour in its cringiest form!

So, does your dad often come out with the corniest one-liners? Do you believe he is worthy enough to be crowned the King of Dad Jokes? Then head over to the Dad Jokes Index and submit his cheesiest jokes yet. 

If you’re in need of some inspiration, thortful have shared some of the best dad jokes below:

1. Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is John.
2. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
3. I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
4. So a vowel saves another vowel’s life. The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”
5. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.
6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
7. I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad!
8. If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?
9. Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody.
10. If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

So, does your dad often come out with the corniest one-liners? Do you believe he is worthy enough to be crowned the King of Dad Jokes? Then head over to the Dad Jokes Index and submit his cheesiest jokes yet.

Don’t worry if your dad’s not an avid user of bad jokes, you can still cast your vote on all entries and review the index for a few lols.

The Dad Joke index can be seen at: https://www.thortful.com/fathers-best-jokes

Ian Parker says…

Cold Harbour Lane, near radio mast.

How considerate.

Following the government update on May 13^th, homeowners and prospective homebuyers can now get started on the process of buying and selling, as long as guidance from the Ministry of Housing Communities and Local Government is followed.

From moving safely, to choosing a trusted agent and legal partner, to researching your local housing market and staging your home, the conveyancing experts at JMP Solicitors, have compiled a list of top tips to help get you ready.

Head of residential conveyancing, Jacqui Harley, said: “Many have been waiting to move since the end of March when the government told homebuyers and sellers to delay completion until lockdown ends, so following the latest government advice, estate agents will soon be able to reopen offices, viewings are now permitted and removal companies can restart.

“As long as safety guidelines are adhered to, now is a good time to get started on the conveyancing process, and many conveyancing experts have been busy behind scenes throughout the COVID-19 lockdown to progress housing transactions.

“An overview of the current housing market and the current enquiries we’ve dealt with show that prices are stable and aren’t falling. To get people moving forward we’ve put together a handy list of tips to help those looking to buy and sell to get ready – allowing you to move on swiftly.”

Research your local housing market

Do your homework on what the value of your home should be. Many of the leading property sale websites have information on previous house sales on your street or in your area. Take note of comparable properties square footage, number of bedrooms and outdoor space. It will help you get ready for when you appoint an agent in due course and this information will serve you well when agreeing the sale value of your home.

Choose your agent

Whether you want to use a traditional agent with high street branches or an online service, do your research on what they offer and what they charge. Also ask your friends and family in your area for recommendations of agents they have received a good service from.

Choose a trusted legal partner

To find a conveyancing expert, ideally go on a recommendation of a friend or loved one and ensure that the solicitor will give you a personalised service at a competitive price. Selling your home and moving is a busy and often stressful time and your solicitor is there to help you navigate through the process, and give you peace of mind that you are getting the best possible service.

Spruce up your home

First impressions mean everything to homebuyers and now is the time to tackle those manageable DIY projects and other jobs that you have been putting off. Whether it’s a fresh coat of paint or fixing that drippy tap, it will all have a positive impact on that first impression.

Deep clean a go-go

Don’t let dirty floors, dust or animal odours put off prospective buyers. Now professional cleaners can be hired, give them a call or tackle the ubends and smeary windows yourselves.

Declutter

When a home is clutter-free, buyers find it easier to imagine their belongings in the place of yours to build a picture of their life in your home. Store what you can out of sight and ready for your move.

Let there be light

Ever noticed that when you view a home all the wall lights and side lights are on? It’s a selling tactic and it works; lights create a warm and homely atmosphere. Stock up on bulbs ready for your viewings.

Stage your home

Research shows that staging your home can help to sell it faster and at a higher sale value. The good news is that staging is easy and affordable to do. Ensure the entrance to your property is smart and welcoming from the front garden through to the reception area. Small touches such as fresh flowers or house plants bring the outdoors in and the smell of freshly brewed coffee can make your home feel inviting and authentic.

Be safe

When viewing properties and moving home ensure you consult government advice and safely distance. It’s also important to do a deep clean of properties, wearing appropriate protective equipment to minimise the risk of infection from COVID-19.

Jacqui Harley is a licensed conveyancing technician and a conveyancing executive at JMP Solicitors, heading up the Residential Conveyancing department. She is offering free phone consultations and live consultations via Zoom in the afternoons and early evenings.

For further advice please call Jacqui on 0800 085 9966 or email jharley@jmp-solicitors.com.

Anon says…

In this time of “social distancing” why are around 40 people allowed to gather at the Ford at Foston having a barbecue, swimming and generally creating a rubbish dump?

This is a regular occurrence and although the police get informed nothing seems to get done to stop it.

Meanwhile, gatherings at Denton Res seem to be in treble figures

Peter Radford says…

Took my 14 year old to the market yesterday to get some food and we both wore masks…. didnt see another mask in sight!!…

What we did see …was people congregating at a stall with no sense of two metres…

We saw reaching across..

We saw some attempts by stallholders to ask for social distancing ..

But not one stall had a card machine…cash only..!!! Card systems for tap and pay start at £29…

You would never think we have the second highest death rate in the world!!

Please do not be a hypocrite and clap the NHS …without doing everything you can to minimise this killer virus…which has not gone away…

Grantham …you can do better!!

	Fr Stuart, Rector of St Wulfram’s, says… We have reached the final of the best church in England! We’re up against the wonderful Tewkesbury Abbey who have a huge following. Your continued support is very much needed.   Please ‘Vote and Share’. Here is the link you need – https://twitter.com/JayHulmePoet/status/1264506853809102851  Thank you so much for your support.

Norman Chamberlain says…

This is what faced us this morning at the start of our walk at Denton wharf, this was deposited at the base of the bridge over the canal.

It’s an absolute disgrace. There are nails sticking up etc.

So dangerous because dog walkers, cyclists, walkers, runners, families with young children all use it.

What’s the matter with these people that do this?

We are so lucky to have these beautiful places go to walk .

Fr Stuart Crudduck says…

Dear Friends

What a competition this is turning out to be and I’m so proud of how far we have come!

Semi Finals!!!!

Thanks so much for voting, we need to up our game now against some real ‘aircraft carrier’ type churches now!

Now we have to outvote Beverly Minister in the national contest run by pooet Jay Hulme.

Please keep on voting, but also share to encourage others to vote, and why not include a picture of St Wulfram’s in it.

The building, people, events, music, video. We are the best church not simply because of the architecture but also of who we are and what we do!

Here is the link to make your vote: https://twitter.com/JayHulmePoet/status/1264139267955134466

If you wear masks, gloves or other personal protective equipment (PPE) please do not throw them in the recycling (silver) because they cannot be recycled.

Throw them in the black bin instead.

Also, if you have coronavirus symptoms, or live with someone who does, you need to take extra precautions before throwing away your PPE.

Watch video for more information below

Don't put masks, gloves or other personal protective equipment (PPE) in the recycling.

They cannot be recycled.

Throw them in the bin instead.

If you have #coronavirus symptoms or live with someone who does, you need to take extra precautions before throwing away your PPE. pic.twitter.com/RlfeYap3mY

— Defra UK (@DefraGovUK) May 18, 2020

	Elaine says…
	Well done again everyone! St Wulfram’s has made it to Round 4 of Jay Hulme’s Twitter Premiership of Greater Churches. This time we are up against St Peter Mancroft, Norwich. They’re not going to beat us are they??? Here’s the link for you to vote in this next round:  https://twitter.com/JayHulmePoet/status/1263458138881167360 Thank you for your support. Best wishes

If you have symptoms of coronavirus (COVID-19), you can ask for a test to check if you have the virus, which is called an antigen test. You can ask for a test: • for yourself, if you have coronavirus symptoms now (a high temperature, a new, continuous cough, or a loss or change to your sense of smell or taste) • for someone you live with, if they have coronavirus symptoms This service is for people in England, Scotland and Northern Ireland. For more information, visit: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/testing-for-coronavirus/ask-for-a-test-to-check-if-you-have-coronavirus/

Elaine Chambers says…

Well done folks!  Fr Stuart is delighted with your support. With thanks to your votes St Wulfram’s has made it through to Round 3 of the Jay Hulme’s Twitter Premiership of Greater Churches. That’s Bristol and Halifax defeated. In this next round St Wulfram’s is up against Wimborne Minster.  We can’t let them beat us to the next round can we?  Of course not! Here’s the link to vote:  https://twitter.com/JayHulmePoet/status/1263076078702247938